Is EFF captured by MI6?

By BO Staff Writer Cyril Ramaphosa silenced the noisy Economic Freedom Fighters (EFF) of Julius Malema by pointing out that there are rumours implicating them as agents of the MI6, formally known as the Secret Intelligence Service. These rumours follow the secret meeting that the EFF leaders attended in London with the British establishment in …

Robin Renwick instructed EFF to behave at SONA

By BO Staff Writer Last night, the State of the Nation Address (SONA) was a boring peaceful event, thanks to Lord Robin Renwick. Sources close to Julius Malema say Renwick called the leader of the Economic Freedom Fighters (EFF) around 5pm, just before the SONA, and instructed him to sit like a good High School …

Mazzotti orders for Malema and Zille’s fake divorce

By BO Staff Writer Economic Freedom Fighters (EFF) leader, Julius Malema, is expected to announce a divorce with the Democratic Alliance (DA) in the Johannesburg and Tshwane metros soon. This development follows a meeting between the handlers and funders of the EFF recently. Sources close to the leadership of the party say a secret meeting …

De Lille abandoned by Renwick & Zille

By BO Staff Writer It is now a question of when the mayor of Cape Town is going to leave office. The cat and mouse war between Patricia de Lille and the Democratic Alliance (DA) is now almost over after the Cape Town council voted with a big majority against it’s mayor. Helen Zille finally …

EFF is finished!

By BO Staff Writer The Queen of Great Britain has decided to end the Economic Freedom Fighters (EFF). Sources close to Julius Malema say that he was forced by London’s Lord Robin Renwick to bow down to Cyril Ramaphosa. Renwick was sent to South Africa (SA) last week by the Queen. Malema was accordingly compelled …

Robin Renwick orders Malema to vote for Mashaba

By BO Staff Writer The British lord, Robin Renwick, is an angry man. Sources close to the representative of British imperialism claim that yesterday, Renwick ordered Economic Freedom Fighters (EFF) Leader, Julius Malema, to vote for Herman Mashaba and defend his mayorship in the upcoming vote of no confidence against him. Malema was also instructed …

It was a bad week for White Monopoly Capital

By Andile Mngxitama Things ain’t looking good for the Johann Rupert and Robin Renwick faction in South Africa right now. This week was one of the worst weeks for White Monopoly Capital (WMC) and its agents. The troubles of WMC started with the falling apart Democratic Alliance/Economic Freedom Fighters (DAEFF) coalition in the metros and …